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alegbra: alegbra: I DRANK AN ENTIRE DOUBLE SHOT OF ESPRESSO FROM THE STORE IN LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I CAN HEAR MYSELF BREATHE i saw this on my dashboard and thought “man yesterday sure was weird” and then i realized that i’m still wearing the same shirt and this post was 5 hours ago

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so-relatable-blog: Most relatable posts here!
“Walking down stairs?” - Ain’t nobody got time for that. lol
funnyordie: The Debate is Over Now carry on arguing about creamy vs. crunchy.
cabbage-inc: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY well behaved poultry
ayyeitsanisa: nicodidevilo: teenytigress: THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
immortal-flowers: sick-and-lovely: exceptence: vvhiteheaven: OMFG LOVE :p x †sickandlovely† ✧ i follow back similar ✧

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

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